Les Pommes et le vin.

Women are like apples on trees. The best ones are at the top of the tree. Most men don't want to reach for the good ones because they are afraid of falling and getting hurt. Instead, they sometimes take the apples from the ground that aren't as good, but easy. The apples at the top think something is wrong with them, when in reality, they're amazing. They just have to wait for the right person to come along, the one who is brave enough to climb all the way to the top of the tree.
Men are like a fine wine. They begin as grapes, and it's up to women to stomp the s*** out of them until they turn into something acceptable to have dinner with. ( Quote from a stranger's Xanga site.)

I have to say I am amused reading it even though I don't agree totally. The author is obviously a woman.
I can smell men protesting that they want to be apples too. Ok ok, we can all be apples!
I have to agree that Men are like wine. I guess the older they are the better they taste! hah!
To all my wonderful single friends out there, just want to let you all know that you all are awesome amazing people who deserve the best apples and wines!
And to all you people who have found your apple or your wine, I am so happy for you guys. Words cannot describe the fuzzy fuzzy feeling of joy I have for you guys!