Finally I went to see the Dentist to extract my sick teeth.
The first thing the dentist said to me was ‘Your emerald ring is beautiful!’
He has got to be gay. No straight guy ever notices my gorgeous ring.
I remember when I was little girl and had to go to the dentist to extract my teeth. I would always cry myself until my eyes were swollen. I remember my childhood dentist was extremely kind. He even folded me an origami frog once. The little things in life that you will always remember, forever…
Anyway back to my Dentist appointment today. The Dental clinic was classy and totally gay. Even the chairs in there were gorgeous. The Dentist was extremely sweet and overly sympathetic. Confirm gay. He kept telling me how well I was coping with the pain. Like I was a little kid like that.
Halfway through my tooth extraction, a thought crossed my mind. It amused me so much I felt like laughing out loud but my mouth was numb from the anaesthetic. I felt like the tooth extraction was like having an abortion. X Ray. Anaesthetic.
Ok I know abortion is no laughing matter. But I almost choked when the Dentist asked me ‘Can I keep your extracted teeth for research and experiment?’ I thought it was so funny. Maybe it is just my weird sense of humour. Although it wasn’t that funny when I had to pay for the ridiculously expensive bill at the end.
P/s – currently watching Gossip Girls. I didn’t think I would love it because it feels so high school. But I love it. I think its really cool people call each other in alphabets like S and B in Gossip Girls. Also like Ef calls me P and I call her F! Got to love that!!. xoxo